Rayne is a half-human, half-vampire who sets out to get revenge on her evil father for raping and then later killing her mother. She must find a magical eye to kill him, and on her quest she meets a group of vampire hunters who are after the same man. While this might seem like an interesting premise, it's completely ruined by the fact that Rayne is completely devoid of any personality. The movie doesn't even explore any kind of ethics, morals or psychology behind her revenge, she just sort of finds out about this evil man and sets out to kill him. The writer of this movie must have thought he was writing a strong, powerful woman just because she's a good fighter, but that really isn't enough to sustain a character.
The three vampire hunters, members of a society who fights vampires, are just as poorly written, as they don't even have distinct personalities, you could switch their lines around and it wouldn't even matter. Usually in these kinds of movies, it's the villains who are the most memorable characters, but not in this movie. I just watched this movie today and I barely remember anything about him. The only really memorable character is Meat Loaf's cameo as Leonid, mostly because his scene is also full of naked women. It also didn't help that the acting was uniformly flat and emotionless.
This movie is also guilty of having the most pointless and inconsequential romance I have ever seen in any action movie ever. Rayne and one of the vampire fighters (I don't even remember which one it was) were supposed to be in love, I guess, and that is shown through one weird, out of place sex scene which is supposed to make another scene near the end touching, which it failed at.
But like I said before, the movie wasn't all bad. The medieval sets and costumes looked good, with actual effort going into the art direction. In fact, all the money must have went to the period clothes and sets because the gore effects were super cheesy, looking like something out of a no-budget direct to video stinker rather than a movie released to theaters. Still, it's always charming to see practical effects used for gore as opposed the shitty-looking CGI blood. Also, the movie featured some decent looking make-up for the vampires.
Another thing this movie was good at was its well-choreographed fight scenes. The cinematography and editing on these scenes could have been been better, but I've seen much more poorly shot action scenes. Also, like I said before, the gore was cheesy, so it kind of ruined the badassness of the fight scenes.
Overall, the movie was pretty bad, I just didn't find it quite as terrible as others seemed to find it. It was a cheesy, silly B-movie which should entertain fans of bad movies, although if you're just looking for a hot girl in a sexy outfit kicking ass, then you should get some non-ironic enjoyment out of this.
Blood-O-Meter: 6/10
Boob-O-Meter: 8/10
Overall Quality: 46/100
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